me: emily you should get google wave
Emily: you are out of control

words my phone thinks I should be using in text messages vs. what i actually meant to say

wolf (woke)
able (cake)
cake (able)
jazzalling (jaywalking)
lungeank (???)

Emily: hullo
i am in the library and am not motivated to do my work
this is problematic
me: do your work
Emily: you are funny

the grossest things, pt 3

- "my teeth are wearing sweaters"
- wart under pinky nail
- large blood blisters
- trench foot

things that freak me out (hvz edition)

- zombies talking on cell phones
- zombies running
- zombies on bikes
- zombies eating
- the dark
- zombies

cheeses i can't pronounce

- gorgonzola
- gruyere
- bleu
- boursin
- asiago
- caciotta
- gudbrandsdalsost